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THE CASTLE

13th April 2020 by Paul Fairburn Leave a Comment

We woke before the dawn chorus had started to a dark grey sky which looked daunting with the project we had to complete today! 
After a light breakfast we jumped into Antony’s superb little 2 seater white sports car (AKA the VAN ).Thirty minutes of marching up through the enchanted pine forest from THE NORTH FACE car park we found our way to the top of Allt a Mhuillinn.
As Antony vaulted over the double style like a gymnast he made a noise like a squeaky mouse where he now pointed to the patchy blue and grey heavens.  With the twinkle of the night stars glistening in between the greys we saw a shooting star. Flying over our heads like a disappearing ptarmigan soaring over the craggy mountain tops. Soon after the wind and the rain slammed into our big bald heads it was like being stabbed by needles. This must be how a dart board feels. Two and a half hours after leaving the NORTH FACE the two of us were faced with a giant rocky buttress. IT WAS THE INFAMOUS CASTLE. The objective was to conquer the 275m castle wall and ridge. with brilliant technique and cunning tactics. This did not go exactly to plan ‘she’ (THE CASTLE) had other plans. I put on my leotard and Antony his suspenders and pointy things on our slippers and set off soloing the pleasant sugar coated rock gendarme. Soon after Antony set off up a short rocky corner with lovely torque placements he then got his axe stuck but managed to top out. I followed up to free it where I then got mine stuck in the same place (Stupid boy) after freeing it we continued up feeling very proud that we had climbed the hard corner solo. As we cornered a boulder the wind had roared up to  blow snow into our eyes this is where the pride started to dwindle. Antony my right hand man must  have seen my knees quacking where he had dove deep into the ruck sack to pull out the rope. .As i tied on, my chest grew bigger like a wood pigeon calling for his mate. I took my best piece of gear off my slinky leotard and began to swirl it round my head like David did to beat Goliath. As i let the 20 year old hex go (it was size 11) It disappeared into the weakness of the castle walls. I thought this was it, in a second or two me and Ant would  be on top of the world. One last crooks but with no skill elegance or panache or even the style of a ballerina I had to give in and throw myself flat on the iced covered slab. My right hand was jamming in just above the Hex as I scrapped away at the ice with my axe. There was nothing It was like a slush puppy! Then with the grace of a centipede prancing over a leaf ‘or dad dancing in a night club on his belly’ I had found myself on top of the castle gates. With a  little archery boy in my way the castles last line of defence, I passed the baton to Antony. Where he danced around the tilted pillow like Wayne Sleep. Within a blink of an eye we were stood on the top of the castle like Rocky Balboa holding our hands in the air when the blizzard hit!  

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Coniston meet

26th June 2019 by Paul Fairburn 1 Comment

Hi Dick. I will be at Dow on sunday if the weather looks ok.

I hope to be at the crag for 10.00, to meet Shirley.

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DELAY IN CLOTHING ITEMS

6th February 2019 by Paul Fairburn Leave a Comment

Hi all

Thank you to those that ordered clothing with the CMC logo on, due to a fault with the embroidery machine the company providing cannot give me a solid date as to when they will be ready

As soon as I know anything I will be sure to let you know,

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CLOTHING WITH CRAVENS LOGGO

22nd November 2018 by Paul Fairburn 1 Comment

Hi everyone. You may or may not know that Sylvia as sourced a logo and company to provide us with clothing if you feel you would like to purchase.

I will be bringing a catalogue to the quiz night John Brayshaw is hosting at the Cavendish and will get it to the Christmas meet .Please feel free to have a look through if you are attending either. Alternatively you can visit MC Sports on Sackville street in Skipton to look at their catalogue. They do prefer bulk orders so maybe we could all liaise with each other to order at the same time. For those that have already ordered the eta is late next week.

Many thanks

Paul Fairburn 

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To day on Pendle

1st July 2018 by Paul Fairburn Leave a Comment

  1. Thanks to all who came today. Was a lovely walk up Pendle from the reservoirs, thank you to the two Jennies, Shirley, Andy H Paul and myself (Amanda) and the two four legged friends Pippa and Freddie.

Hope it wasn’t too horrific stepping over to the dark-side ie Lancashire 🙂

The witches were elusive today maybe it was our muddy wet four legged friends that kept them away.

Hope to get another walking day organised again soon.

Amanda & Paul xxx

 

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